Bangzago, Bangs ago, 40 big bangs ago, I'm talkin' way back, I'm talkin' Bangzago, Bangs ago, 40 big bangs ago, I'm goin' way back, I'm talkin' Bang, Bang, Bang, 40 big bangs ago, I'm talkin' Bangzago, Bangs ago, 40 big bangs ago, that's really way back...

Now whats the cause of our sterility, loss of our abilities? A billion possibilities, but let's break it down more simply: Now the laws of probability call it 50/50 that's the way it's always gotta be (you is or you ain't)

You either is, or you ain't...A one or a BLANK, sinner or a saint. Don't paint that pic like Picasso, all so abstract, black & white doodles in my backpack, I'm askin' whats a hashtag, (actually scratch that) more acid for my flashback, now activate my laugh track.

My stack o' crumbled hunnids and a struck match, cracklin', burnin' 'n' turnin' it into ash, hurry fast pass to the next one, you missed the connection, your rain check bounced (we found your funds insufficient.) Wishin' you had been fishin' for a snack when you was hittin' digits on an iPad back in the break room, great view ain't it? Shit, tryin' to explain it ain't the same as when it came to be ...B...b...be...Bee...B,B,B,B, B, B, B, B, B, Believe what you say, so say we all together come up with a better plan than if it were in the hands of only one man. One man. Now chant.

Now's when everybody chants. Now's your last chance, everybody CHANT, like AYE AYE AYE...Now's your last chance everybody do the LAST CHANCE dance, CHANT like AYE AYE AYE, now's your last chance everybody do the LAST CHANCE dance, like AYE AYE AYE, now's your last chance do a little chant like AAAAaaaayyyyeee.

Because mere CHANCE has us bound to this planet, couldn't plan it any better than mere chance...or is it? Or is it physics? You mean like no free will, no choices, no chances? Just predestined stanzas for stories set in stone more than 40 BiG BaNGz AgO?

Bangzago, Bangs ago, 40 big bangs ago, I'm talkin' way back, I'm talkin' Bangzago, Bangs ago, 40 big bangs ago, That's really way back, I'm talkin' Bang, Bang, Bang, 40 big bangs ago, I'm talkin' Bangzago, Bangs ago, 40 big bangs ago, that's really way back (Tell 'em Lauren!)